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Cleaning Up the Nation

Austin Bay:

If Air America were a conservative radio network its corrupt funding trail and cynical abuse of a poverty program would be front page news at the NY Times and full-time mega-scandal at

Rank Materialism

Freedom. I am now the proud new owner of a Gateway 6020GZ laptop, perfect for students and others with limited means. I can now go into a Starbucks or a Barnes & Noble and look like I'm doing some

Fallujah Fonda

Uh-oh. From the Telegraph comes this exciting news:

Jane Fonda is returning to anti-war activism and embarking on a cross-country tour to call for an end to US military operations in Iraq.

Acros

John Pilger: Partner in Terrorism

In an outrageous piece of terrorist propaganda appearing on the cover of today's New Statesman, John Pilger puts the blame for the 7/7 London attacks not on the terrorists, but rather on Tony Blair:

The Coalition of the Coerced and the Bribed

Ah, the real coalition of the coerced and the bribed. Pictured from left to right are bribed, bribed, and coerced. Allegedly.

I'm giving Schroeder the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he was "coerced" by his French leader.

Here's a question someone should ask John Kerry at the godawful town hall debate: "How much is a UN Security Council vote going for these days? And I have a follow-up. How many can Teresa afford?"

Maybe that's John Kerry's plan to get the French on our side. Just get Teresa to buy their UNSC votes. No doubt the Iranians and the Sudanese will want to get in on it, if they haven't already. This might start a bidding war. The French can put their Security Council votes on eBay and auction them off most efficiently, though I think PayPal has a payment limit. Something will have to be arranged.

Fortunately for us, North Korea has no money. I don't think they're even online. They're screwed.

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