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This blog is now read by more machines than humans: RSS robots, spam-laying insectopoids, echoes of blog-gathering .edu projects. This essentially is the state of affairs that all human activities wil

Cleaning Up the Nation

Austin Bay:

If Air America were a conservative radio network its corrupt funding trail and cynical abuse of a poverty program would be front page news at the NY Times and full-time mega-scandal at

Rank Materialism

Freedom. I am now the proud new owner of a Gateway 6020GZ laptop, perfect for students and others with limited means. I can now go into a Starbucks or a Barnes & Noble and look like I'm doing some

Fallujah Fonda

Uh-oh. From the Telegraph comes this exciting news:

Jane Fonda is returning to anti-war activism and embarking on a cross-country tour to call for an end to US military operations in Iraq.

Acros

John Pilger: Partner in Terrorism

In an outrageous piece of terrorist propaganda appearing on the cover of today's New Statesman, John Pilger puts the blame for the 7/7 London attacks not on the terrorists, but rather on Tony Blair:

Welcome to the Member Center!

Cliff May at the Corner links today to a piece by Bill Moyers which he bills as "a howl of anger and despair from the embattled left about the crazy, religious zealots who, Bill & Co. are convinced, are leading America to ruin."

Well, I thought, that's good for a larf. So I depresses the appropriate toggle on the mousulator and what springs up in yon new window? A damned registration thing with approximately 1750 text fields for me to fill in. What am I- filing my taxes online here?

It is a forceably cheerful registration form. "Registration is as easy as 1, 2, 3!" they insist. Hey, if it really was that easy, you wouldn't need to tell me about it. I'd be able to see that it was that easy.

Step 2 is labelled "Tell us about yourself." Fuck you, Star Tribune. Does that tell you anything about me? Last name, first name, apartment number, gender, birthdate, zip code. Is this a date? 'Cause it's not going very well. I'm looking for a cheap one-night stand, but you're looking for a long-term commitment. I want to read the article, get off, and never see you again. I wasn't even going to promise to call. Maybe I'd have stopped by again in 4 or 6 months, but I wouldn't have remembered it was you until we were half-way through.

But instead you're sizing me up looking to gain some insight into how good a provider I'd be to you and all your little advertisers. It's not going to happen. I am so outta here.

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check out http://bugmenot.com for login details for newspaper sites

Very well said, Spartacus...the best condemnation of registration-required news sites that I've ever seen!

Heh...and "mousulatur" is excellent!

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